Abbey Theatre on Tour

Two Pints

6 July - 5 August 2017

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Roddy Doyle’s hilarious and provocative Two Pints started as a conversation on Facebook. Now it’s a play. And it is coming to your local pub.

“Richard the Third.”
“Who was he?”
“The king of England.”
“Wha’ happened the fuckin’ Queen?”
“Before her.”
“He was her da”
“I think so, yeah. Grandda maybe.”
“Anyway, they found him.”

Two men meet for a pint.
They talk about their Da’s, death, Nigella,
North Korea, the afterlife…

Pull up a stool and listen in as they chew
the fat and set the world to rights…

Roddy Doyle Talks Two Pints 


  • Actor: Liam Carney
  • Actor: Lorcan Cranitch
  • Director: Caitriona McLaughlin
  • Design: Kate Moylan
  • Author: Roddy Doyle
  • Producer: Kelly Phelan
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