An Abbey Theatre production

Two Pints

24 June - 10 August 2019

Booking Information

Dates: 24 June – 10 August
On the Abbey Stage

Free First Preview24 June

Times: Mon – Fri 7.30pm, Sat 9pm

Tickets: €13 – €40

Running Time: 2 hours, 10 minutes including two intervals

Early Bird tickets available until 20 March.

To book for a group of 6+ call (01) 87 97 212

Audio-described and captioned performance: Wednesday 31 July, 7:30pm

Sign language interpreted performance: Thursday 1 August, 7:30pm

After two sold-out tours of pubs across Ireland and the UK, Roddy Doyle’s ‘achingly, breathtakingly funny’ Two Pints takes to the stage this summer.

The hilarious and provocative Two Pints started as a conversation on Facebook. Now it’s a play.

Two men meet for a pint. They talk about their Da’s, death, Nigella, North Korea, the afterlife…

Settle down and listen in as they chew the fat and set the world to rights.


Out of the Abbey – US Tour 

Two Pints will be on an 8 venue US Tour before returning to the Abbey Theatre for an extended summer run.


'Roddy Doyle’s series finds skilful new shape in the Abbey’s pub-crawling two-hander'
The Irish Times

'achingly, breathtakingly funny'
The Sunday Independent

'an absolute gem'
The Sunday Times

Two Pints Trailer 

Roddy Doyle Interview 

Two Pints Gallery 

Images: © Ros Kavanagh


  • One: Liam Carney
  • Two: Philip Judge
  • Raymond the Barman: Ronan Carr
  • Writer: Roddy Doyle
  • Director: Caitríona McLaughlin
  • Design: Kate Moylan
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